Desi Dick

1) When a girl goes down on you and can't suck dick, resulting in a limp dick.
2) When making out, her breath smells like a cat box, and your dick shrivels up.

1) Last night, me and old girl getting busy, she goes down and I got Desi Dick.
2) Don't kiss her, that mouth will cause the rare condition of Desi Dick.

by HoleTruthNothingButt May 27, 2022

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Dick is usually big,and boys use it for sex or masturbating.
Girls sometimes suck dicks.
If u rub it hard a white thing (sperm) comes out.

Example:'Suck my dick' (u dont actually suck it its just for fun hopefully)
Or:'I love dick' or 'The best dick ever'

by carolinexoxoxo May 28, 2022

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tom wilds dick can mean you have a tiny dick or a none existed dick

you defo have a tom wilds dick

by dipclat May 28, 2022

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When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”

“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”

by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022

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A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

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