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Mexican Sandwich

What Mr. Crockett says we will call Tacos, if we
force beaners to learn English before illegally
migrating to the United States.

I ordered one crunchy mexican sandwich from Taco
Bell, and one soft mexican sandwich. I mean Mexican
Sandwich Bell.
If I were going to move to France I would learn
French first. Why can't Mexicans do the same here?! It
cost the government budles to educate these people and
to translate court documents during trials etc. I'm
not saying they don't have a right to be here, just go
through the propper channels. When force everyone to
accept YOUR way of life in a country that isn't yours
it's wrong and it's taking advantage of the people who
have lived here all their lives.
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fart sandwich 

When a small fart is passed and remains caught as a small bubble between the butt cheeks.
I felt the filling of my fart sandwich slowly inching to the top of the crack, thus I knew its release was imminent.
fart sandwich by Mona Swompp November 6, 2007

knuckle sandwich 

it's same as punch..

you punch the person that you want to be punched by your knuckle to te face or stomach.
Joel Madden gave Hilary Duff TWO knuckle sandwich because she's being such a poser!!

Woman sandwich juggler 

A woman who gives head to her boyfriend/husband whilst making him a sandwich by juggling the contents up into the air and into the sandwich.

The man will demand the woman to suck his penis, then he will demand she make him a sandwich, whilst continuing with the sexual act, then whilst she begins to make the sandwich he will request she juggle the contents into the sandwich. Before finally telling her to feed him the sandwich, whilst continuing to give the man head.
Man: 'YO BITCH GIVE ME A WOMAN SANDWICH JUGGLER NOW!!!!'

Dumb ass woman slave: 'Yes hunni, I will give you head and juggle a sandwich for you right now.'

Man: 'Good, because my sweaty chode needs some loving...and i'm hungry'

Boston Deli Sandwich 

The act in which, You and a close Boi sneak a toast filled toaster into the Movie theater bathroom. Plug in the toaster and take out the toast. Then while your friend urinates in the handycapped toilet you must shit on to each piece of toast. Following you must both eat the shit toast, then put your middle finger into the urine filled toilet. Then Finally toss the plugged in toaster into the toilet, resulting in both of your deaths.
Yo, bro you wanna go make a “Boston Deli Sandwich” later? I’ve got a toaster.
Boston Deli Sandwich by worlsd June 18, 2018

nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich 

A super sloppy blowjob when a girl licks underneath your balls and you blow in her mouth.
The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!

Scott Sandwich 

The act of using peanut butter (creamy or chunky) for lube during anal intercourse, afterwards using the peanut butter for a sandwich and forcing the woman to feast upon it in. Can also be performed while titting fucking.
Vinny: Dude, did you bone that girl mandi last night?

Dylan: Hell yeah I did, it was amazing!
Vinny: What did you do?
Dylan: First I played her vagina like a violin, then I finished with a Scott Sandwich.
Scott Sandwich by Sk8ersrock2 October 22, 2009