Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.

by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018

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Dry January

The female version of no nut november

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.

by Dadavasa February 4, 2024

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Dry Rub

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.

Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!

by BiggTasty September 4, 2021

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Dry breeding is the act of vigorous thrusting or humping of an object without the act of intercourse. This is also a phrase used as a dance style for aggressive air thrusting to an irregular beat with or without music.

Did you see that guy dry breeding on the dance floor?

by MidnightMayer August 21, 2024

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dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

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Malicious Drying

When you intentionally make someone who is interested in you sexually disinterested by talking about aggressively mundane things, or pretending to be conservative

Greg: “I’ve been talking to this girl for weeks, but I have just been telling her about NFTs and the NRA.”
Tim: “Yeah malicious drying is how I generally scare the hoes.”

by Phlonk1 September 13, 2022

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