by Shopaholic999 November 26, 2021
Get the leafy islandmug. A small town as far south as you can go on Long Island you can go. The town is stuck in the past and adverse to much change of any kind. Almost universally Republican and everyone either knows each other or is related.
by My negros August 12, 2023
Get the Island Parkmug. An island in the north Atlantic. Home to Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin. It's a diverse place consisting of Nassau and Suffolk counties (Suffolk is far superior.) Ranging from rich white suburbs like Oyster Bay ("meet the parents" was set there!), Great neck and Port Washington to poor "hood" towns with the word "hood" in them like Riverhood, Hoodlum Bays and Brenthood as well as vacation destinations like Southampton and Montauk, gay hotspots like Westhampton and places where upper middle class artists and hipsters take over like Greenport.
You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.
You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.
You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
Person 1: Wait, so you actually listen to Billy Joel?
Person 2: Long Island born and raised.
Person 1: ah.
Person 2: Long Island born and raised.
Person 1: ah.
by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018
Get the Long Islandmug. Aw, shit! I was banging this chick and she totally got a load of Rhode Island Squirters (from the Wilderness Resort for $1.99 (this is not sexual in nature))!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
Get the Rhode Island Squirtersmug. I was in the shower and had to poop. So I did it in my hand and tossed it into the toilet, pulled a solid Brooklyn Staten Island transfer.
by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025
Get the Brooklyn Staten Island Transfermug. The west end of the island of Montréal.
"Hey Zoey, can I catch a ride to Waste Island?" "FOR SURE man! Hope on in!! Waste Island is AAHHHHMAZING"
by Executive Trap House Master September 27, 2018
Get the Waste Islandmug.