Phone eats first

A term ideated in 2014 by Sage from Portland, Oregon after her then boyfriend selfishly took a bite of the drool-worthy steak and eggs from Tasty and Alder before she was able to take a photo. In the middle of the restaurant she stood up and proclaimed, “Phone eats first!” The Portland foodies that sat around her all looked up and then slowly began to clap in approval. This term has since caught on and is often used by foodies and bloggers around the world when capturing photos prior to enjoying their food.

Please don’t take a bite of that food until after I take a photo. Phone eats first!

by Wordsmithoftheworld August 10, 2019

meat eating mike

A boy who gets double chicken strips double bacon and double old english cheese at subway but is named bryan jeffs who goes to xlr8 at currumbin city church

there goes meat eating mike about to eat his big meaty subway

by bryan jeffs May 29, 2008

eating el desko

Eating your lunch at your desk.

"Sarah are you coming out to lunch with us?"
"No, I'm eating el desko."

by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006

ThatVeganTeacher Eats Meat

Here is a scenario of what would happen if That Vegan Teacher Accidentally ate meat:

Carnist: - eating McDonalds -

ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-

Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -

ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -

And that is what would happen when ThatVeganTeacher eats meat.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022

Eat your cum

A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.

Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!?

wankertoast: eat your cum.

by JrGruntly October 21, 2008

Shit-eating grin

A stupid grin that makes you look so clueless that you enjoy eating shit on a daily basis without realising you're a complete putz.

People who call tech support don't even try to learn the basics of using a computer. I picture them sitting at their desk with a shit-eating grin, then headbutting the screen.

by Mikes_arse August 19, 2006

eating her pizza

When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.

Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.

by Ydinlydnaneb June 27, 2017