Brown Surfer 

When you flush the toilet and take a shit while the water is going down

in order to avoid a loud noise the james made a brown surfer.

Brown Surfer by aden12 July 17, 2022

brown beluga 

A turd that is all big and knobby at one end but gradually tapers off at the other, resembling the body of a beluga whale.

There once was a man from Chattanooga,
Who dropped a fat brown beluga,
And when he was done,
He screamed just for fun,
"I once blew a guy in Kaluga!"

brown beluga by Jack Atrophy August 4, 2022

brown pound 

brown pound /action/ - aka "amateur anal" OR unplanned unprepared anal sex

Friend- "Hey, did u go home with that drunk chick last night from the bar?" Ted-" Yeah man, she was a brown pound." Friend- "What the fuck is a brown pound dude?" Ted-" She shit-shined my meat stick man!" "Looked like a can of refried beans busted on my man crotch and smelled as though I swirled my man meat in a port-o-potty of death!" Friend-"Damn dude, that's fucked!" "So, what are you gonna do?" Ted-"Oh, I'm going to see her again tomorrow night."

brown pound by LadyBlue81 August 11, 2022

Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

Brown sharpie by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

brown air 

Rectal emissions so profound, not only can you taste them, but you swear you can see them.

My friend ate so many tacos, he was firing off blasts of brown air all night.

brown air by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022

Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop

I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric

Brown surprise by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022

brown clapper 

It is when you hit it so hard from the back that she shits on you haha

“I gave that bitch a brown clapper”

brown clapper by Candysuckingmelonweer November 15, 2022