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ass to mouth
Ass to Mouth's arcane 2nd definition:
when one is contacted by one means and replies by another.
Some believe it's a little rude, but sometimes there's little alternative.
when one is contacted by one means and replies by another.
Some believe it's a little rude, but sometimes there's little alternative.
You text me.
I call you and say, "Sorry to go ass to mouth, but I'm in the car and I don't want to die."
I call you and say, "Sorry to go ass to mouth, but I'm in the car and I don't want to die."
ass to mouth by theduckandthegrapes October 8, 2010
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ass dwarf
a mythical creature from Canada that live in people's ass and when the person which houses the dwarf is in sexual intercourse,the dwarf sticks his head out and yells SHAZAM!!!!
ass dwarf by Lucas the 3rd April 21, 2007
ass bandit
-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
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ass banditry, adverb
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
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ass banditry, adverb
1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
ass bandit by Ming Merciless November 14, 2007
Ass Debris
During a chair bomb explosion, the instantaneous release of ass particles in the form of a heavy gas capable of severe collateral damage to the olfactory nerves of nearby victims. This is a leading cause of chair pollution.
The strange odor that Jessica noticed while asking Jason a question was the result of Cletus' ass debris that was still present from his earlier visit.
Mary's nose wrinkled in confusion when she flopped down on the guest chair in Jason's office seconds after Tom deposited his ass debris into the chair and ran to the bathroom.
Mary's nose wrinkled in confusion when she flopped down on the guest chair in Jason's office seconds after Tom deposited his ass debris into the chair and ran to the bathroom.
Ass Debris by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008
ass tampon
After a long night of drinking, when you fart and liquid shit, "like it was stragith water i was shitting beer down my leg", balled up toilet paper in your ass crack to prevent leakage.
While at the mall, Greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an ass tampon for the leakage.
ass tampon by Best Buy 197 November 14, 2005