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ass to mouth

Ass to Mouth's arcane 2nd definition:
when one is contacted by one means and replies by another.

Some believe it's a little rude, but sometimes there's little alternative.

You text me.
I call you and say, "Sorry to go ass to mouth, but I'm in the car and I don't want to die."

by theduckandthegrapes October 8, 2010