Turkey bag

Anal insemination by an inside out meth bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.

by Sugui July 13, 2022

Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024

Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

Choking the turkey

What the fuck are you doing here This has no meaning go eat my ass

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass

by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 23, 2019

Turkey

Another name for a thot who is desperate for attention

Bruh girls are some straight up turkeys

by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018

squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.

"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".

by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017

Plucking the turkey

Shaving one's scrotum.

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!

by antron76 October 1, 2012