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Benjain reef is a gooner someone who enjoys masturbating to kids and parents.
“Mom I’m gooning rn!!” “Mom I just gooned to you” Benjain reef 232 wilder road is a gooner and should not be prohibited to walk the streets
by Benjain reef 232 wilder road February 7, 2024
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Road

(1.) A path previously laid out by someone else, to arrive at a destination or goal.

(Can be either physical or existential, literal or metaphorical).

(2.) A metaphor for the journey of the life, death, or existence in general.

(3.) A point of access, connection or intersection, in a larger system. (Can refer to the structure of actual roadways, or anything that resembles that structure…(like veins/arteries in the human body, or the branches/roots of a tree).

(4.) A particular method or approach, to learning or doing something.
(1.) If you take the strictest definition of road vs. street…A street is supposed to imply buildings and addresses, either public or private. And a road is supposed to emphasize a means of travel.

(This gets kind of confusing and weird when you consider people live on both streets and roads. However, you’ll notice a highway is never called a street. It’s always a road.)

(2.) The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

(3.) Veins are like the local roads of the human body. Arteries are like major highways. And blood vessels are like small residential streets.

(4.) (A.) The road to Michael’s heart, is his stomach. Better work on that Lasagna.

(B.) The road to learning, isn’t the same for anybody. The most effective teachers tap into their students’ individual motivations and learning styles.
by Olive989 April 1, 2023
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Road-tap

(verb). The act of sexual intercourse with a random person on a road trip.

When the door is locked on a gas station because I am in tapping the waitress ass while actually being on a road trip.
Sorry for being late, I had to stop for a quick road-tap.
by kpthetapmaster69 July 14, 2019
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road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.
Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."
by Bob July 23, 2003
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road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
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Road language

When someone who is a “road man” or “chav” speak they do not use proper English but actually speak differently
“Wagwan my drilla” “Hey can you translate from road language to English please”.
by Mandy__ August 29, 2021
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road wife

Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.
Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
by Kgreen97 October 30, 2022
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