texas wad

A large amount of cash, usually in hundreds that fill a man's wallet.

wow, JR sure has a nice texas wad bulge in his bike pants

by Benjamin Hutchins October 17, 2007

texas turn

When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.

Despite the name, "texas turns" are illegal in Texas.

by texas turn January 5, 2009

Texas Wig

A high black hat worn by the KKK when lynching innocent black men. Worn to show contempt and also lots of allegiance to Hitler. Also, it shows that you like bats and if a bat tells you to do anything, like, rob a liquor store, YOU'LL TOTALLY DO IT.

"Let's put on our Texas Wigs and go kill some extremely innocent and photogenic black people, who I am prejudiced against not just through upbringing but free will as well!"

by Obdicut January 11, 2009

Texas Suntan

When two people are having buttsex, the man on top pulls out right before cumming and instead runs his penis all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of shit and semen. He then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.

Phil: Dude, have you seen Chad Warden? Is he mexican or something?

Dave: Oh no dude, he just had a few Texas Suntans.

Phil: Huh, I thought I smelled cum and shit when he walked by.

by BlackCaddyDan December 20, 2009

Texas hand shake

a slap to the face

i think you need a texas hand shake.

by humina man2 December 16, 2011

Texas

Someone stupid. Just like how Texas was to vote for a racist white supremacist with an agenda to only benefit himself while a perfectly abled EXPERIENCED politician ran against him with a DEGREE in POLITICS

Wow Mar stop being Texas it was just a joke.

by Ahh_Dont_Me November 4, 2020

East Texas Barbeque Sauce

Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.

La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."

by Dr.Girlfriend September 13, 2009