Cold Turkey 

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.

As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.

Cold Turkey by TFroster November 1, 2009

Bitch Turkey 

a name for a person who is a worthless piece of meat and cannot function within society

Lindsey Lohan is a bitch turkey

Bitch Turkey by onkyOINKOINKIMAPIG December 31, 2010

Mud Turkey 

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.

Look at the mud turkey!

Mud Turkey by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

Jerky Turkey 

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

Jerky Turkey by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

dumpster turkey 

A phrase Manisha thought was cool in high school, but turns out was only in her head. It was intended to mean slut or cum dumpster.

look at that girl, she is such a dumpster turkey.

dumpster turkey by Hells Bells Nels October 11, 2011

Spicy Turkey Twizzler 

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.

"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."

Spicy Turkey Twizzler by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

dumpster turkey 

Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.

Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.

dumpster turkey by pcrims May 12, 2014