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Fart Musician

This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.

The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.

The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.

The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
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Silenced Fart

The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"

"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
by The Duncster August 2, 2012
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identifying fart

A fart with a distinctive odor to allow its smellers to identify the person who produced it based on its familiarity and association with the producer's former proven farting incidents.
Dude, did that pungent odor waft from you?

Nah, man. It was definitely Freddy. I can tell by his identifying fart. Man, you should see a doctor about that fowl stench.
by gndhs November 16, 2011
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The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.
Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.
by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011
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Game Fart

Having a momentary lapse of game; hitting on a girl and saying the wrong thing for a moment. Forgetting the right thing to say.
After saying all the right things to a girl and you are about to close the deal; you say you're an ass man when she has no ass. "I was talking to this girl last night and I had a total game fart."
by HATCH 86' October 12, 2011
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Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.
Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!
by Rionox December 7, 2022
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Fart Plume

1. Used In Many Ways
2. An Insult
3. A comeback
1. Ya Fuckin' Fart Plume!
2. Friggin' Fart Plume!
by Anthony Luka Davenport September 2, 2023
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