Verb (Softing, Softed) Extremely light caressing strokes with fingertips across skin, when done correctly ALMOST tickles & causes chills down spine. Not sexual in fact but can be made so if stroking the appropriate areas.
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Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.
Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
Get the Old softie mug.Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.
Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"
" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"
" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"
by Danes November 28, 2023
Get the Eating soft rice mug.The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.
Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
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Get the Schrodingers Softie mug.Swedish Softcock Flickergooning (Or just Swedish Softcocking) is a variation of flickergooning where you first must chug a whole mason jar of water, then goon for at least an hour. Completely stop for about 5 minutes, so you are left in a state near orgasm, but your cock is soft. Once this state is reached, you must slap your cock onto a table repeatedly, as hard and as fast as you can manage until;
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft
2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft
2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)
Jimmy: "Want some Swedish Fish?"
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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