speedballs

minute man

Speedballs over here got it on in one minute with his woman last night.

speedballs by Dustin (titmouse) June 26, 2003

free speech 

Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.

Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.

free speech by Sam is a Dick November 14, 2006

speen 

little knicks on your nutsack you get when you are trying to shave your nutsack and it is cold. this happens because when it is cold, your balls get hard and shrivled, thus you are more succeptible to knicks

Christ Tad can you lend me some neosporin for the speens i have on my balls?

speen by zack January 10, 2003

Speek 

A mixture of a spic and a geek. Commonly found in some chat rooms on the Ares filesharing system.

SirToneh is a total speek.

Speek by Toneh January 7, 2007

Speedbump 

A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.

The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.

The opposite of a Stopsign

Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.

Speedbump by J--Mac January 1, 2009

speedbump 

when u have quickie wit a bird

guy:famz i heard u n rasheeda wuz goin all night,son
2nd:nah B,it was just a speedbump

speedbump by Kool-Aid September 11, 2004

SPEeD

Sorry Police Everyones Dead. (Its an acronym). Its a cult of psychopaths in the Amherst area of New York. They enjoy reaking havoc on locals, and graffieting everything in sight.

Guy 1: Dude, my liscene plate is gone!
Guy 2: Mustve been that SPEeD

SPEeD by SPEeD November 28, 2003