Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.

I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.

by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023

Pirate Chef

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.

He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.

by LogicalTea August 19, 2025

wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.

by chipbully November 2, 2014

ass pirate

a man who fucks gay guys

ass pirate

stephan lindsay

by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009

CONTEMPORARY PIRATE

Urban power tribe members clustering on starislands like St. Barths

Johhny Depp is a contemporary pirate

by Max Blenheim December 12, 2010

pirate pool

Common term used in playing pool when you give your opponent a bad shot on purpose. Usually done at the end of the game when you're about to win and you don't want your opponent to catch up

Player 1: You completely missed your shot, why did you put it in the worst place possible?
Player 2: Pirate pool.

by TheeeWiseJanitor August 7, 2017

Sweaty Pirate

during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!

Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!

by Golden Rod February 22, 2010