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moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
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patio to the moon

A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:

1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
Omg youre literally an icon like patio to the moon <3
by Saccino January 13, 2024
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sun and moon

( in fnaf) Sun and Moon best because they are comfort characters and they are best.

random person: sun and moon are dum

me in the background turns around and bolts toward them to beat them up
sun and moon are daycare attendants, so I see them as comfort characters.
by sundrop and moondrop February 7, 2023
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Kiki/Saph/Moon

A friend everybody needs. She is kind, smart, funny, thoughtful and pretty. She can always make you smile. She is a big fan of webtoon comics such as : Hey I'm Into You, Heartstopper, Their Coffee Shop, Encore etc.
Person 1: Hey do you know who Kiki/Saph/Moon is?
Person 2: Yeah they are my best friend !!
by ImHoney September 26, 2022
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Moon Pie

noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.
Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.
by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018
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moon grab

The act of grabbing a fat woman's arse while she waves it over your face.
Peter: Hey, i had a sick moon grab last night with my girl!

Steven: WOW, wish I was there
by Electric_Potato February 12, 2014
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Moon debris

Moon debris is the term used for old or ageing technology that is approaching obsolescence and no longer responds or functions as designed when new.
Haha, your phone is absolute moon debris! You should catapult it into space!
by Skibader October 30, 2016
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