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Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them
vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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Kevin

lying, toxic, cheating, manipulating little boy who is immature and acts younger than their age. Seeks attention from everyone due to them being insecure ; Don’t want to be alone
I don’t know, he’s been acting like a Kevin lately
by anonymous April 18, 2024
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Kevin

He is a zamorak god, but everywhere else he sucks ass.
Kevin? Oh yeah, he stunned yakamaru at stun pool. Killed the whole team.
by Carbonella January 11, 2024
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Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.
Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.
by Startdust April 21, 2023
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Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.
Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!
by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019
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Kevin

A Kevin is a one-of-a-kind individual. Funny and relaxed, they can bring a sense of calm to an infuriating session. They often enjoy long workout sessions where they watch the other person do all of the work and even take great pleasure in the physical torture of the person doing the workout. Kevins understand that this fact is rarely missed by the person doing the working out, and Kevins tolerate items being thrown at them in protest, they are very giving like that.

Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.

Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!

Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
by what is a ? May 25, 2022
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Kevin

Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.
1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do

1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022
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