Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022

Kevin

Usually the shortest in the room very narcissistic and looks like zuma from paw patrols or boots from dora. Very small penise and get girls with cuteness

Your so dumb like a kevin

by Mr doodlydoo November 23, 2021

Kevin O'Brien

KOB for short

Absolute melt. Wears shit shirts.

"You sir, replicate the stature of Kevin O'Brien."

"Bruv you look like a propa KOB"

by Mercer2018 October 25, 2018

james kevin williams

Awesome warrior and noble protector of babes

wouldn't you like to be James Kevin Williams

by aintskeerd July 25, 2017

kevin clines

Kevin clines are for faggot ass retards who like a piece of shit style.

Hey i got Kevin clines aperal that means you are a retarded faggot.

by DeeezNutzzz April 28, 2016

kevin bozo

the type of person to play basketball and be blasian. he also walks in slow motion and he is probably friends with someone named kervin. he is cool

His name is Kevin Bozo

by cacasuperhead October 18, 2023

Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).

At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020