John David

A shy boy who is secretly kinky, they normally have huge penises but don't act like it. Their big dick energy comes out in their kind attitudes. They are secretly into choking but nobody needs to know about that. They are the biggest sweethearts, VERY good in bed, and definitely a keeper. They are normally VERY attractive with blue eyes and light brown hair and a tan skin tone. John Davids are the hottest boys out there.

John David is so fucking sexy and he's so sweet, what a keeper!

John David by yea,jhfv,ajbew November 26, 2019

John Cena 

John Cena is a current WWE superstar. He reappeared at 2008's Royal Rumble as entrant 30, and won. Despite his history of sex offense, domestic abuse, drug use, and peeping tom-ism, he remains ontop of his game. He defeats opponents with butt sex until they submit.

John Cena vs. The Great Khali vs. Hornswoggle, I can't wait.

John Cena by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

john piece 

it's a word that describes something interesting

yo check out this john piece

john piece by gothicbeauty9 October 18, 2008

John Madden Theory 

Noun; The theory of coming up with countless examples without making it too noticeable in usually a paper or report. Named for the unintentional relevance John Madden uses when spectating football. ² The act of going into another example unintentionally.

The greaks gods of the odyssey were very distinct, You have the four top gods. Poseidon, god of water. He controls the seas and those who rides those seas. The ones who rode these seas and is the most memorable, is Odysseus. Odysseus was a powerful man, coming back from the Trojan war. The Trojan war was a large battle, with the climactic death of achiles...Etc.

² "I just saw my best friend in the park, the park is really nice and beautiful with a lake in the middle, this lake is pretty awesome, ive gone fishing, fishing is pr"- "Dude, stop doing the John Madden theory..."

John Madden Theory by Samyouell Fepps May 1, 2011

john yang 

A spoiled brat that is often describes as very feminine.

Your child is such a John yang.

john yang by Smart guy #162 January 1, 2017

john fisher 

This is a school of absolute massive cock boys. Some people call them cunts, nah they just know how to pull milfs. Only alphas go to john fisher.

Girl " OMG there's a john fisher boy"

Girl 2 "Oh really, he's leng i would ask him out if he didn't have a body count of 69"

john fisher by Big Boy Reece June 9, 2021

John Cena 

A over rated, underachieving white rapper. His charisma is very entertaining, but I've seen more wrestling talent in a retirement home, although to be fair, he has improved in a few of his matches. Known for turning the titles he holds into hidious spinning sideshows, the likes of which were only formally found in cereal packets. Has the ability to produce a total of 6-7 moves in a typical match and his finisher is pathetic. John Cena lost the title to Edge at New Years Revolution, and will probably win it back at the Royal Rumble....because Vince McMahon can't take the hint that when 3/4's of the audience are booing Cena's arse outta the arena, they aren't doing it to be nice.

John Cena: 'THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!'
Audience: Oh yeah...so where's your title dumbass?'

Cena: 'Those who hate me...well, they can just kiss my ass'
*90% of the arena get on their knees and pucker up*

John Cena by JimmyJimm January 18, 2006