Fontbard

Someone or something that is fake, exaggerated, or overly performative, particularly when attempting to impress others. Consider it as "all show, no substance."

He posted a pic of him on a private jet, but it was just a stock photo. Total fontbards energy.

by clustifle649 February 13, 2025

fontella

fontella’s are unique and hallarious. They are super considerate and sweet and they are amazing listeners. You can trust them with anything and everything. Fontella’s can easily make you feel better when your sad, they can make you smile even at the worst of times. If you come across a fontella hold on to them because their the best kind of people you could ever meet. They have the kindest hearts and pure intentions. And also their just like super freaking cool and like they have alot of aura.

Fontella is super flippin cool.

by coolawesomesupercool March 25, 2025

fontaines dc

an Irish band, one of its members is also in the group kneecap.

fontaines dc and kneecap are awesome

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 30, 2025

Fontshock

When you are surprised and astounded by the size of a persons font in their phone.

Omg! Fontshock! I can see your text message from across the table!!

by Crispy K. September 20, 2025

Frant

Definition:

To rush about in a flustered, mildly frantic state while trying to complete a flurry of last-minute tasks—especially before guests arrive or an event begins.

Etymology:

Blend of frantic and frenzied, with domestic overtones suggesting a mix of stress, urgency, and hospitality.

“I was franting around the house, lighting candles, hiding laundry, and pretending I had everything under control before they rang the doorbell.”

by SgtPsycho67 October 14, 2025

fontent

The ability to take in dicks up their ass. It is a binary scale meaning you are either fontent or not fontent. You can either take in dick or can’t take in dick up your ass.

Yo bro, I know Mark is fontent. I know Tyrone fucked him in the bathroom stall yesterday.

by gay acrobatic monkey November 4, 2025

fontrepreneur

A newbie trying to market unique typefaces.

Arial and Times New Roman are really all we need for ordinary printed text; why do all of these fontrepreneurs feel da need to come along and add even more styles to our already-yards-long list of possible typefaces???

by QuacksO November 4, 2025