stepping on a duck 

the fart that comes out making a "QUACK" noise

ummm hortense? did u step on a duck?
no... it was yo momma!

stepping on a duck by Neo December 25, 2003

lame duck president 

A President that already served his/her first term.

It usually means that the President can focus on different things now since they know they have nothing to lose (usually).

"George W. Bush is a lame duck president now!"

lame duck president by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

a duck! 

A small featherey creature commonly found in parks and in ponds.

"Would you like to buy a duck?"
"A what?"
"A duck!"
"Does it quack?"
"Of course it quacks! Its a duck!"

a duck! by Sparky November 25, 2003

dead duck 

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

dead duck by Doukie February 17, 2009

pink duck 

the large bright pink duck that follows you around everywhere you go and demands to be fed every 20 minutes. if you don't feed it... it will haunt you and eventually steal your soul. so be sure to feed the pink duck every 20 minutes these pink ducks will eventaully take over the world.

excuse me i need to feed the pink duck again... its hungry

pink duck by rmhl225 May 16, 2010

Fuck Duck 

Fuck Duck: 1)To have sexual intercource with a duck.
2)A person that has sexual relations with muliple partners.
3)A sexual play toy.
4)A sexual nick name given to one's partner.

1)Frank had sex with that duck, what a duck fuck!
2)Frank, Fran, Francis, and Fred all have sex with way too many people in one night, they're all fuck ducks.
3)Frank got Francis a fuck duck.
4)Francis nicknamed Frank her fuck duck!

Fuck Duck by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

fuck a duck 

I don't know about that last entry, but 'fuck a duck!' is used as 1) an expletive when angry, just like 'fuck me!'; or 2) as an expletive when someone forgets something.
3) I also use this as my Halo PC alias, "FöÖk~äа°K"

1) "Fuck a duck!" -Little Johnny's dog just got run over.
2) "What do you mean you forgot the condoms!? Fuck a duck!" Your best friend just ruined the camping trip with a bunch of college chicks.
3) "Fuck a duck!" Little Johnny just got his ass blown up by my rocket. (SAY MY NAME, BITCH!)

fuck a duck by Thomas J. Stevens, FöÖk~äа°K, PDH-NicFury June 23, 2006