National Cheat Weekend

if you have a gf/bf or if your talking to sumbody fuk them cause it’s national cheat weekend. it’s always before christmas. it’s like a early christmas gift.

always the weekend before christmas!

girl: so you cheated with me
boy: babyyyyy... ITS NATIONAL CHEAT WEEKEND!!!!
girl: oh it’s ok baby i cheated too

by 10/10wouldhighlyrecommend December 16, 2020

body-cheap

Very inexpensive, with the implication being that the thing being described costs as little as one’s own body.

Those toothbrushes were body-cheap, but they did their job well.

by Mr. Twinkieface April 19, 2021

Growth cheater

People that use supplements to increase their height in a unnatural way.

Bob used a growth supplement to increase his height by using a pill

Ross who’s been 5’6 for atleast 3 years: Goddamit, growth cheater

by Breather April 30, 2021

Spunky Cheanutbutter

spoon of chunky peanut butter

Bro spunky cheanutbutter hits different.

by CEOofJah October 5, 2021

Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.

The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.

moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!

by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021

Mr cheal

a very funny northern man who tells very bad dad jokes.

moriah: I met a guy last night he was as funny as Mr cheal.
eden: wow he must of told some rubbish dad jokes then
moriah: yup

by eddiesmummymilkers November 13, 2021