Shitty Cat

A shitty cat is one that responds inappropriately to all stimulation. It growls when petted, refuses to cuddle, and spits at all people and animals. The only mood it is ever in is a bad mood.

Leah is such a shitty cat. She bit me when I tried to pet her.

by Flight nurse Jim June 28, 2020

Cursed Cat

Cursed Cats are a genre of meme that consists of cats with oddly weird things about them, very funny memes that everyone can get a laugh at.

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by _cqt August 27, 2020

Fucked The Cat

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

by Yam Iandu September 5, 2020

Galaxy Cat

A loyal kind cat who stays near his/her's owner and normally the owner dresses the cat up in silly costumes

Guy1: wow look that cat is so loyal to him
Guy2: dude he's obviously a Galaxy Cat

by JayrayTMB September 8, 2017

hearding cats

Spending endless amounts of effort and while going nowhere

Trying to explain what was needed to support a revenue transaction felt more and more like hearding cats.

by mystery shopper 2 March 30, 2017

over catting

Any more than one cat per two people in a household is considered over catting. 2-1 ratio is the permissible limit .

My buddy is severely over catting with one cat per person in his house.

by machismo April 21, 2017

Trick Cat

A trick cat is cat that posses a natural ability to be trickin' all the time. All though a trick cat may not physically be representing 'a trick', it is internally trickin no stop 💯. Also known as a Daisy Cat.

That's not a normal cat. That is a trick cat. A daisy cat.

by TrickCat June 8, 2017