Crust Protection

When you let poop crust in your butt long enough for it to become a protection from outsiders trying to get in your butt.

I'm going to turn myself into the prison soon, I need to let my Crust Protection build up.

Crust Protection by BC-900 July 12, 2026

Cruster

A new age hippie white person, often with yucky dreads that enjoys things such as Ayahuasca, smelling bad and "enlightenment". They are very ignorant when it comes to understanding cultural appropriation, because their whole aesthetic is based off the appropriation of many cultures simultaneously. They are very privileged and were probably gifted the 1970's Volkswagen Westfalia van they live in by their rich parents, however they enjoy the "vibe" of acting poor. Usually they will make money in the summer as fruit pickers. These people are very prevalent on the west coast of North America, from San Diego all the way to the Vancouver/Vancouver Island area.

Person 1: Do you hear sublime playing?
Person 2: Ya, I think it's coming from that van parked at the beach with the tapestries in the window.

Person 1: Oh, let's steer clear, they're definitely some crusters.

Cruster by HanzTheItalian July 13, 2026

Droppin crust 

"Droppin crust" is to spend a lot of money. The term "droppin crust" roots from the slang of "dough" for money.

This chick is hot fer real, I dont mind droppin crust on her.

Droppin crust by SBubble March 5, 2011

cracker crust poptart 

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

cracker crust poptart by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Double crust 

Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"

I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.

Double crust by Chessna November 24, 2013

mouse crust 

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

mouse crust by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015

vrim crust 

The dried seepage around a girl's vagina.

Hey Kristen how's it going?

Not so good. I went over to Reefer's house last night to smash and he asked me to leave because he saw my vrim crust.

Oh man, that sucks.

Yeah and what's worse it that's I can't scrape it off..

vrim crust by Halfrican12416 August 31, 2016