Definitions by HanzTheItalian
Cruster
A new age hippie white person, often with yucky dreads that enjoys things such as Ayahuasca, smelling bad and "enlightenment". They are very ignorant when it comes to understanding cultural appropriation, because their whole aesthetic is based off the appropriation of many cultures simultaneously. They are very privileged and were probably gifted the 1970's Volkswagen Westfalia van they live in by their rich parents, however they enjoy the "vibe" of acting poor. Usually they will make money in the summer as fruit pickers. These people are very prevalent on the west coast of North America, from San Diego all the way to the Vancouver/Vancouver Island area.
Person 1: Do you hear sublime playing?
Person 2: Ya, I think it's coming from that van parked at the beach with the tapestries in the window.
Person 1: Oh, let's steer clear, they're definitely some crusters.
Person 2: Ya, I think it's coming from that van parked at the beach with the tapestries in the window.
Person 1: Oh, let's steer clear, they're definitely some crusters.
Cruster by HanzTheItalian July 13, 2026