Vacation dick

A dick that is too big to be taken daily. Usually requires a recovery period. Opposed to boyfriend dick

Damn Sally, you've been walking funny. You OK?
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!

by VacaDickE'rDay June 4, 2016

no dick energy

a guy who doesn’t treat his girl right, cheats on her/him, has a weak personality, and brings down others to feel better about himself. overuses swearwords in a bad context. usually very pale.

Jesus, her boyfriend has no dick energy”.

by 5midanocpued October 21, 2018

Dick Cloud

When one has reached an age in life that his pubic hairs are white and once the penis is exposed it appears to be floating on a cloud.

Did you see that old mans dick ? It looked like a dick cloud.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 17, 2018

Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

by Skinken January 28, 2019

The Dean of dicking

When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more

Hey have you ever been plowed by cody before? Because i heard hes the dean of dicking?

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

Dick Gobbler

Fredrick Neubrand

Fredrick Neubrand is a professional dick gobbler, he gobbles dick at the rainbow cactus

by Sir Pawselton May 1, 2019