Land Ass

Butt fucking per square mile of land

Does Colorado have more land ass than Tennessee?

by Doc Hudson’s child May 03, 2022

Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this

That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now

by the funny one January 27, 2022

Titties Ass Fucker

Titties Ass Fucker is Lady Caca's third movie, a satire on Folie A Joker.

Want to watch Lady Caca's new movie, Titties Ass Fucker?

by I'mcrazy May 01, 2024

Dat thicc ass

That thick ass big ass

Look at dat thicc ass on YEA wanna fuck seems legit

by Edatthicc March 19, 2018

May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass

Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust

by imunknownbitchduhh May 05, 2025

Shit ass fuck

When a situation is so terrible a single use of profanity is not enough.

Everyone ran well today considering the shit ass fuck winter weather.

by SeanPanini April 07, 2018

Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023