in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

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fo shizzle my nizzo

Most definitely my negro compadre.

Was that band off the hook? Fa shizzle my nizzle!!!

by Donkey punch king September 14, 2003

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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

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Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

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My Digemon Evolved

A saying for when something is very sick/cool

“This food is so flipping good my Digemon Evolved”

by Drankmankrank May 27, 2021

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No. Thats not what you're doing. You're doing exactly the same thing as that GQ interviewer with Jordan Peterson. When he said he knew what she believed about gender and then she proceeded to repeat his exact words back to him as though it contradicted what he said in any substantial way. I mean, it's just the weirdest fucking thing.

Hym "This has nothing to do with my beliefs and has everything to do with your need to exercise collective power over individuals. I was right. You're just as bad as the religious. Just as dogmatic. You're the same."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

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