god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

god's wallet by jennyjugs December 12, 2015

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drink from the wallet

An action which implies that you drink any type of alcohol which has been poured onto your friend's balls before consuming.

"Oy Calum ye fat cunt!"
"What the fuck is up with you James you naughty twat?"
"If you call me a naughty twat again Calum, I'll fucking make ye drink from the wallet I swear on me mum"

drink from the wallet by Calum McWalletson April 24, 2016

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fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore

Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"

fuck you in the wallet by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017

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rip in the wallet

Rip in the wallet means something that is very over priced, similar to rip off.

Those shoes were a big rip in the wallet.

rip in the wallet by Luella2.0 May 29, 2018

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Caesar’s Wallet

The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .

Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “

Caesar’s Wallet by JizzyTim June 11, 2018

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Cloud Token Wallet

Cloud 2.0 Smart Mobile Wallet can store different underlying technologies such as BTC, ETH, DOGE, XRP, LTC, EOS, etc., to achieve one-stop storage management for multiple currencies.

Cloud token wallet is simple and easy to operate, with hundreds of compression tests, powerful anti-theft technology to maximize the security of digital assets.

Cloud Token Wallet by Cloud Token Wallet January 8, 2020

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toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

toilet room wallet by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022

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