Wags 

Used to describe people with enormously large heads

His wags is blocking the sun.

Wags by BDog21 August 24, 2006

Wags 

An overly intoxicated, exceedingly boisterous, flamboyant individual who can be found roaming the streets and disrupting various social events in Salem, VA. Easily identified by constant and unnecessary male groping accompanied with clear homosexual tendencies. Should be considered extremely harmless, yet incredibly obnoxious.

Dude, stop acting like that; you're being a total Wags.

Wags by BBKH December 10, 2008

Douche Wagon 

Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.

Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."

Douche Wagon by Steebr77 December 31, 2004

maya wagner 

Maya Wagner is an new artist who has just dipped her feet in the water. Maya fell in love with the process of writing, recording, and mixing, and began writing more and more. She released her first EP, Nostalgia. This collection of 4 songs is a brand-new take on what you currently know as a “contemporary singer-songwriter” ballad.

stranger: mOdErN MuSiC SuCkS, gIvE Me a gOoD ArTiSt tO LiStEn tO!
Maya Wagner: *cough* you could listen to my ep *cough*

maya wagner by Stileslover1234 April 28, 2019

Wagging 

When a man already has an erection before sex.

It's always good when it comes out wagging.

Wagging by Jeff Stacey February 23, 2019

Volvo 740 Wagon

- A large box-like car
- Often owned by old men
- A turd on wheels

Person 1: "Do you see that old man driving the Volvo 740 wagon?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that thing is such a turd on wheels."

Volvo 740 Wagon by BertLove August 1, 2011

cheese wagon

When you're confined to a small space that stinks because someone just farted, or because they stink (from bad body odor or stinky perfume).

Or it can refer to you yourself stinking up a small space, that others could enter into... and then they have to endure to horrible smell.

"I just got cheese-wagoned in the elevator by Joe"

"My boss just cheese-wagoned me in his office"

"I need to find an elevator to cheese-wagon in" or "I gotta go find a cheese wagon to fart in"

"I just got "cheese wagoned" in my office by Selma. She smells like old lady perfume & moth balls".

cheese wagon by whoopieding April 28, 2010