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Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever
by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025
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RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
by Murray the K September 6, 2022
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Tilted Towers State of Mind

When you’re just in that elite mindset

Popularised by Tyler
“IM IN THAT TILTED TOWERS STATE OF MIND
by Jakey Christ May 2, 2021
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State sponsored prostitute

A prostitute that is paid by a government to be a spy honey trap. They generally sleep with politically influential people to gain access and insight to classified information or insider knowledge, and could be a biological weapon of mass dickstruction spreading devastating STDs.
Fang Fang was a state sponsored prostitute from China.
by Dick bomb April 29, 2023
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combover states

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.
“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”
by chuck van d October 28, 2020
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United States o' America

United States o' America is the colloquial form for United States of America, in which the "o'" with an apostrophe represents "of" in the inflected and short form.
United States o' America is a great popular country!
by LGBTR February 27, 2024
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united states of amercia

the united states of america, you too Alaska, not you Canada and Mexico

also guns in usa
where are you from?
united states of amercia
oh so you like own a gun?
nah, i own two guns
ohhhh
by sussiboka May 28, 2022
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