I let her wear my hat.

If a girl puts on your hat, she wants to fuck.
Bro! she grabbed my hat at that party, and I let her wear my hat... the rest was history.
by Arcenator October 19, 2011
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Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."
Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !
by Neo8633 April 09, 2011
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Asshat injun sailor Jew hat

Blue or white hats that children under 13 would wear from 1950-1980. These children were usually expected to help mom cook and clean or do hard labor. They were often beaten if they didn’t do it.
Dad in 1969: Son, don’t forget to put your asshat injun sailor Jew hat on before school.
Son: I won’t father.
by Braydong44 October 19, 2023
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the black chick hat-trick

When the last three girls that one has had sex with were black.
"Dude, the last three chicks i've banged were black!" well then thats the black chick hat-trick
by nickdanja1 April 30, 2010
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 03, 2020
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One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 01, 2004
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May I take your hat sir?

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.
Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.
by EdgeMaster_E April 08, 2018
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