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Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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a napoleon

A napoleon; having a nap after having a full meal and foodcoma. Used in informal setting. Ex. I took a great napoleon.
by Armysen April 8, 2024
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Jizzle Nipple Pickle

The act of jizzing on ones nipples before placing pickles on top of the jizz and nipples and then sucking everything off of the nipples.
Wow! I can’t wait to do a jizzle nipple pickle with you later!

I always do jizzle nipple pickles to my girlfriend.
by NPC4456729 May 24, 2024
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Humble Nipple

A proportionate and lively nipple that sits beautifully while unassumingly on ones frame. The Humble Nipple exudes power, demands respect, and is both pretty and happy.
Ms. Anderson's humble nipples were just barely pressing through her tank top this morning, to the joy and acknowledgement of her 8th grade pottery class.
by SodSod1392 June 16, 2024
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Fupa-Nipple

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.
His fupa-nipple was beaming through his pants when we were ice skating today.
by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025
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Arizonian Nipple Zapper

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire
Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
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