napplehammer

A derivative, slang & portmanteau of the two words "pineapple" and "ham"; used to describe an enthusiast of ham and pineapple on a pizza.

Billy-Joe: Took my girl out for pizza the other night; turns out BAE is a straight up Napplehammer.

Felix: For realz?
Billy-Joe: Yeah dog. I did not see that comin'...

by Jaan Roit! February 01, 2022