Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you 

Yes

Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you

Me: don’t be a baby

Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you by Just do it man April 13, 2021

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. 

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

shes actually just tying her shoe 

She's a hoe.

(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe

shes actually just tying her shoe by Mcd247 February 8, 2013

Let's Just Be Friends 

The dreaded curse uttered by a witch when banishing an unsuitable male partner to the friendzone.

Ashley: "Hey, let's just be friends."
William: "Okay." (internally screams in anguish)

Let's Just Be Friends by Ἀπολλύων October 19, 2016

Shit just got grubby 

When shit gets grubby. Usually happens while having a casual conversation then stepping in/spilling something really grubby.

Bob: Dude whatsup
Mike: Not much
Bob: Dude watchout
mike steps in a pile of dog shit
Mike: DUDE
random guy: SHIT JUST GOT GRUBBY

Shit just got grubby by raiderjason November 22, 2011

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it 

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".

Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it by AFellowScienceGuy October 1, 2018

I just cracked me one off. 

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

I just cracked me one off. by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020