grim jones

Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.

"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"

by pseudoscience denier May 6, 2024

Jesse Jones

A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad

¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"

by Stephen Jones May 13, 2024

Lauren Jones

Lauren Jones is a cheeky girl, she is the founder of the Shrewsbury gang. She is VERY active on Instagram…
We love Lauren.

We worship Lauren.

Lauren Jones you cheeky girl

by squiddle May 22, 2024

Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.

I will Jon Jones the fuck out of you.

by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024

Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.

by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024

Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.

Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!

by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024