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Poop Soup

The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.
My body feels so clear after that cleanse, I just made some fuckin delicious poop soup
by djorangejuice May 22, 2018
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Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."
by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018
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A can of bean soup

A can of bean soup is something that is very lovely and lonley,,, its also liquidy. I guess, LMAO
I love to drink a can of bean soup when its pouring outside
by Noodle allie February 7, 2021
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Tinned Soup

Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.
"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."
by C L G May 7, 2018
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Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
by Stefantastic November 23, 2021
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soup fairy

A secret person who is sends you soup over through the mail
You have some soup here. Looks like the soup fairy paid you a visit .
by mega900 February 22, 2017
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West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!
by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022
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