I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile by Jim June 16, 2004

I'm never drinking again 

A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.

Guy 1: I'm never drinking again

Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.

Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?

Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.

Guy 1: ...fuck

I'm never drinking again by Bitch Puddin' June 12, 2012

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! 

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007

I have a goldfish 

What you say when a girl says "I have a boyfriend."

girl - "I have a boyfriend."

guy - "I have a goldfish."

girl - "what?"

Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."

I have a goldfish by sherm stick 90 March 16, 2010

I love you to the moon and back 

It means I love you more than anything.

I love you to the moon and back.

I love you to the moon and back by Carannadp April 24, 2012

i forgor 

a meme version of saying "I forgot"

Or when used in texting/typing, they end the sentence with a skull emoji

The origin of the meme came from a gif that started with "How to get rich quick" then it went to the text "step 1 i forgor"

Person 1: "I have a question?"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "i forgor insert skull emoji here

i forgor by PREDOVIAK15 August 19, 2021

I solemnly swear I am up to no good 

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good by LitTeacher July 6, 2015