Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.
“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
You mean fortune cookie?”
by Neontheboy December 10, 2024
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Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday
Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday
by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023
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Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger
Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019
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Cracker lover

A black man willing to turn his back on the black race in order to push ahead the white agenda.
Reggie has always been a cracker lover he told his boss his coworker was taking long lunch breaks and leaving early
by Charlie Books November 2, 2022
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cracker

cracker: plz don’t blackwash glamrock chica

cosplayer: poc get very low representation so stfu ugly h*e. also black washing doesn’t exist pressed cracker
by bussywater December 27, 2021
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nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).
I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.
by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011
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