dominic short

See Jesus Christ.

Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.

by The Crimson Rag June 4, 2021

Short Short Story

For a very short story that cannot be even more short

"...so, short short story, it ends"

by coolmint88 September 22, 2022

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

CMS Shorts

Cms shorts is a knockoff "cms shorties" they are the group of kids who think they have clout but are really just wannnabes

ew cms shorts copied cms shorties again... lmao

by curtismiddleschool December 7, 2019

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

salad shorts

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

by AkumasAss March 4, 2019

Very short person

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread

Batty boi is thy very short person

by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020