monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson

I swear I’m monkey mike

by The mins April 14, 2021

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

mike strong

Mike fucking Strong a god of all In this world sex appeal runs through his veins. He is what FBGM is about no gay shit like BLM he comes off as gay but he will rock your socks off with his magnum dong

Holy dick that’s mike strong

by Gaymannotreallytho May 3, 2021

magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’

“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”

by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022

Mike Azulay

Commonly mistaken for Luke Combs. He uses guns as currency and you can typically find him with a hammer and flannel no matter the setting or season. Famous for climbing Hellbrook Trail and being the first man to be diagnosed with Squiggly Diggly

Jessica: OMG IS THAT LUKE COMBS????

Larry: No, that’s just Mike Azulay. You can tell by the Squiggly Diggly

by Lukecombslover July 13, 2022

Mike Penis

mike penis . a word by doja cat the rapper and famous american singer. (read it in freestyle translates to My Penis)

Yo! Mike Penis is broken!

by purraelism July 19, 2022

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022