Schlong licker

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .

JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

Fart licker

Someone who is a retard that likes to lick farts or a sister

You a fart licker

by Ndjbddndjnd May 9, 2021

bindle licker

A female who never has her own meth but manages to stay high by surrounding herself with people who do.

Robert said when his dope was gone, so was the bindle licker that he picked up at the bar.

by Heaterschick123 May 31, 2021

Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021

Cathead Licker

To See How Long A"Worm Hand"Can Hold His Tongue To The Cathead Before It Burns The Tongue Cathead Licker.

Slap Sum"Pipe Dope"On The Backside Of Cathead To Kool That Cathead Licker Down. Ol'Skool

by "Scoobs " July 7, 2021

Screen Licker

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.

Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.

It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.

by HMIB October 9, 2021