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fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.
Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.
by Beans burnt July 21, 2020
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European Fart

When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!

My wife suffers from European Farts!

You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!

I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!

Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.
by The.Sniper October 4, 2017
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Banana fart

A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.
Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?

Oops sorry...
by Lava lamp July 26, 2016
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cone farts

The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010
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fart ice

The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.
Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.
by dviv August 23, 2019
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Solid Fart

The opposite of air dookie, a solid fart is just a poop...a dookie...a back door nib despencer. The use of this term when your dookie is a liquid is absolutely frowned upon.
I shit a brick and it was the worst solid fart I’ve ever experienced.
by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019
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fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.
I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.
by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021
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