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Cracker Whore

Noun/racial slur: a cracker whore is a white trash hillbilly, probably addicted to drugs and most definitely has a trailer that smells strongly of cigarettes and Budlight, who is loose in the goose if you know what I mean.

They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.)
They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They're also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their spouse. They’re also disproportionately transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, xenophobic, and sexist but that isn’t a requirement for being a cracker whore, you can still qualify just by being white trashy and slutty.
(Masculine/feminine/gender neutral)
1.) Daisy-Mae from down the street is such a god awful, tuna fish smelling cracker whore that she slept with the entire football team and gave them all and STD in Jr. year.

2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own trashy ass, hole ridden, cigarette smelling marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.

3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by surprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
mugGet the Cracker Whoremug.

Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.
Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.
by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021
mugGet the Cracker Barrelmug.

Cracker

Person 1: Wow! Look at this Cracker here.

Person 2: RACIST PERSON!
by irieomgfunny/面白い May 29, 2022
mugGet the Crackermug.

Crackers

UK slang term for a person who exhibits unusual thoughts and/or behaviours, most often referring to ones perception of a persons mentality.
he's completely crackers!
by WTFUOnAbout? November 6, 2023
mugGet the Crackersmug.

Cracker

Oh Harry's a fucking cracker
by majejdkdodifjdkd September 2, 2022
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Cracker Bulb

A typical british person who often has a tendency to lisp and play a wide majority of Video games or complains about These So Called "Video Games" from time to time,
aw This Cracker Bulb Only Does it for the YtMoney
by All Most Oliver July 22, 2016
mugGet the Cracker Bulbmug.

Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.
The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.
by Aclyptico January 24, 2019
mugGet the Planet Crackermug.

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