cheese the sponge 

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

cheese the sponge by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

cheese wollop 

The act of slapping a chick in the face with a cheesy dick

After I banged that chick I gave her a cheese wollop to the face

cheese wollop by Plucas December 11, 2013

Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.

That guy over there has a cheese wheel.

Cheese wheel by 300rum July 27, 2014

cheese durry 

Someone who is an idiot, who doesn't know how to comprehend a sentence. Someone who is always stressy and annyoing. A cheese durry always chats alot of shit. (Danny Williams).

Shut up you cheese durry.

cheese durry by slge December 14, 2014

cheese wings

When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.

While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.

cheese wings by Omnivici1 March 29, 2015

cheese glove 

When you eat Cheetos or Doritoes and you get that orange powder covering your hands.

The best part of finishing a bag of cheetos, it's sucking off the cheese glove.

cheese glove by lboogiecheeser April 2, 2015

cheese larva 

A gross, slightly discolored penis

Ew he has a cheese larva.

cheese larva by DildoDaggins69 October 19, 2015