Chrismaramadakwanzukah

The policitically correct holiday.

Are you having people for Chrismaramadakwanzukah; my inlaws are coming for the entire week!

by marsharebel July 29, 2008

Christmess

All the junk that's cluttering up the house after Christmas.

Christmess, Wrapping paper, bows, stale treats

by Biff_Malibu December 28, 2009

Chrismahannikwanzika

The politically correct was to address people durning the holiday season.

It combines Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanza.

This way the idiots who get offended by a specific greeting can shut up. And the fools who don't like the generalized Happy Holidays can stick it.

Chrismahannikwanzika is my fave time of year

by archbishop tommy November 20, 2007

christmastoe

see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.

Mrs. Clause is always worried about christmastoe during her holiday picture opportunities at the mall.

by Stu January 24, 2005

Christmiscuous

Adj.
1. Enjoys getting her stocking filled by many different Santas.

Drunk Blonde at Party: "I'm feeling Christmiscuous tonight, why doesn't Santa give me his big package"
Creepy guy dressed like Santa: "What should I tell my reindeer to do?" (Signalling his equally creepy posse)
Drunk Blonde at Party: "Bring them along, they can help drive me home"

by CreepySanta December 2, 2011

ChristmasMode

When your family no matter how big or small is all stuck in a christmas daze. Doing family stuff and all talking at once.

..:Eyy how was your christmas??:..


..;psh lame as fuck! my family was in christmasmode the WHOLE time!!;..

by rickshaboomhower December 25, 2008

Christmess

The offense engendered by wishing someone a Merry Christmas when they're actually celebrating a Happy Hannukah or just having a Happy Holiday.

How should I know that sending my friend, Isaac, that "Merry Christmas" text message would make such a christmess?

by WuNate July 21, 2008