A white man whose speech is heavily slurred and not comprehensible because of being under the influence of drugs like alcohol or meth.
"Damn! Look at this meth head doing the cracker talk! His tongue is all over the place when he tries to speak! Lets leave.
by Omi777 May 8, 2024

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.
if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

Guy 1: "This cracker taste good as fuck."
Guy 2: "Eat my ass like a cracker."
Guy 3: "The crackers has a lot of flavours, definetely feeding my mouth with this."
Guy 2: "Eat my ass like a cracker."
Guy 3: "The crackers has a lot of flavours, definetely feeding my mouth with this."
by Some random asshole in a fake May 2, 2022

by Roasted cracker February 1, 2018

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 19, 2022

A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.
by SilverBronze July 23, 2023
