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Workout Wank 

When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.
I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.
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Worklurk 

When you have someone's live stream in the backgroud while you work and are open about it.
Viewer: I'm at work, but I got you playing the background.
Streamer: No prob. Worklurk if you must, just don't get fired.
Worklurk by Sky Inverse May 6, 2021

Worky Ticket

a Trouble Maker. Originated from stowaways on ships, and when discovered were made to work their ticket or passage but were reluctant crew and often trouble makers
Ya shudnt botha wi hor shes a real worky ticket.
Worky Ticket by Murpys dad April 27, 2022

workiversary 

The anniversary of when you started at your workplace. A date for celebrating all your hard work and perseverance.
Today, we wish our awesome coworker, Sherri, a happy workiversary and surprised her with a cupcake!
workiversary by Thewordwonderer October 18, 2022

Bentgineering works 

When train companies shut various parts of the national network (usually on a weekend), causing untold inconvenience for the mugs who already pay through the nose for a shite service. Incredibly gay (no offence) and annoying.
"Shit, I was going to visit my sister in Newcastle this weekend, but there are bentgineering works on GNER".

"That's so bent, the line was fucked up a fortnight ago too".

Foe-Worker 

A co-worker that is hated by antother co-worker openly.
Marcus left a pair of underwear on his foe-worker Kristi's car.
Foe-Worker by Marcus Tucker June 28, 2008