Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

talking to the tuna

The sexual act of performing oral sex on a woman. To "eat out" a chic. Using your tongue to pleasure a woman's vagina and klitoris

"Man, I was talking to the tuna when my little brother banged on the door and interrupted me." "Sorry, I gotta go. My girlfriend wants me to talk to the tuna."

by SpectacularRabbi September 26, 2017

Taking up legs

The equivalent of walking somewhere

Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons

by Riri53 October 20, 2017

Taking You Yard

To beat someone or prove one’s superiority in a certain event or activity.

“ You are an awful Player, I’m taking you yard”

by Phat_Ballllllz November 18, 2017

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

talking too fast

When you’re too drunk, and you go express idosyncrantic expressions to propogate truth

Yo i was smashed, i was talking too fast

by RLN33 December 4, 2017

talking words factory

a factory

leap tad lily visits talking words factory

by anthony443894893 December 6, 2017